Michael Cottage. 'Make love tonight like you mean nothing to one another. Make it hard, make it fast, make it animal. (Afterwards hug eachother)' ( 4 )
Will Daw. Because of technology, sex is changing. While you're both at work have computer sex. ( 4 )
Alan Dalby. Men,a common worry is the shape of ur penis. Each penis is unique. Some bend downwards. Some bend 2 the left Some corkscrew slightly. Relax ( 4 )
John Biddle. Exhibitionism, two rules. 1. nowhere near children. 2. plan your escape route/car/van ( 4 )
But there's ony so far our imaginations will go. As such, we've asked a few of our favourite illustrators to 'have a stab' at illustrating his best tweets. Here are the first four, three of which, helpfully come from our new interns so you can also see what filthy minds they have.
We're going to keep the project up as long as we get entries, so do send us your best dirty pictures. We might even get some of the popular ones printed, so leave us a comment if you'd like to own one of them.